HELP ME OPPO

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/03/2014 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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I've seemed to fallen into some sort of trap. One moment, I'm drinking malt liquor and doing 'ludes with a nubile 18 year old college freshman, the next, I'm handcuffed to a derelict BMW and pantsless. What has this seductress done? Ah, the price of inanity, I suppose

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 21:57

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WAT

Squid > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 21:59

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"I'd walk 20 miles for a quaalude!"

Brian Silvestro > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 21:59

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Scary__goongala! > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:05

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cocaine is a hell of drug

MountainCommand > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:10

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ludes!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:10

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Hmmmm. I'm thinking she's not the marrying type.

Your boy, BJR > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 05/03/2014 at 22:11

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I'll tell you fucking what, man! I AGREE!

PushToStart > Squid 05/03/2014 at 22:11

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what. the. fuck.

That's really all I can say about that one, lol

NoahthePorscheGuy > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:30

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o.o

NoahthePorscheGuy > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:32

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so are you still cuffed?

Your boy, BJR > NoahthePorscheGuy 05/03/2014 at 22:35

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with a clever application of a paper clip i found on the carpet, I managed to escape. Now i'm after that clefer little minx who put me here. Next time……She'll lear to handcuff both hands!

NoahthePorscheGuy > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:36

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I can't tell if you are serious or not.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:44

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Can't tell if serious or...